I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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