Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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