her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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