Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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