Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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