i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Your cock deserves a montage
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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