Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
soo... how was my night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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