i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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