did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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