remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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