I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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