Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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