You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So vagazzling was a success
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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