remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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