I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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