Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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