yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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