I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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