with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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