Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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