heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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