i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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