CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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