If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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