he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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