handjob tips. give me some.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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