just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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