I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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