Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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