trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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