He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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