it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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