It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My vagina just clenched in fear
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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