You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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