Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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