so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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