oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks