im holly from the hills drunk
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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