She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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