Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
