Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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