You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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