i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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