I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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