Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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