A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
someone owes me an orgasm
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
