: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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