addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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