Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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