bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
